My girlfriend is trying to kill me

This is a long term thing, not a recent development however. She is devious about it, perhaps she doesn’t want me to know (although the “I am going to kill you one night in your sleep,” statements are a bit of a clue.) There are the numerous, “Watch, it’s hot” incidents. The “foot shut in the car door” incident, among others…

One such display of this ‘will to hurt billy’ is displayed in the following picture…

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Can you spot the problem here, need a hint? OK, I wanted to fill the kettle once the dishes were done…That’s right, the fekkin cheese grater is knuckle losingly close to the cold tap….

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I fear for my life, I really do…btk

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