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His name is Barry and he lives in Bridge of Don. Barry took it upon himself to run into my car today at the haudagain roonaboot. Barry thinks if he is in a wee mini he can zip round the roundabout in any lane and scoot into any space. Barry’s mini is now fucked up. You can’t share the same space with two cars you see.

Here’s my side of the story, incidentally the truthful side…

I was in lane 2(ahead or right) coming from bucksburn, Barry was in lane 3(right). We both get out at the same time into the roundabout. I horsed it round to my exit(exit 2 towards the town). Barry did likewise hoping for the same exit. I was in the right hand lane of the exit, Barry took the central reservation!

Here’s his story, invented once daddy had popped down for a chat.

Barry was in lane 2. thekid was in fuck knows where, lane 1 i guess. both cars get onto the roundabout at the same time. barry somehow gets in front in his tiny motor. thekid for some reason known only to barry takes barry’s lane on the exit causing barry to both become behind thekid and skelp into him…sideways…

Now here’s the good bit. Some fucker decides that he’ll be a witness for Barry saying I cut him up!!!

I couldn’t believe it when he said he was in my lane! Barry is a lying bastard, I don’t know if he’s actually decent normally until daddy tells him what to do or what but he(or daddy)’s a lying bastard. Why can’t people just accept that everything comes at a cost. He fucked up he pays for it, thats what anyone in business has to do, that’s how I spend my life. I don’t mind taking responsibility and the consequences of my actions. I hate little toe rags lying their way out of responsibility. He’ll go far will Barry, but it won’t be off his own back.

How the hell do you cut someone on your right up on a roundabout? What a load of bollocks. Cops reckon the insurance will fight it out but have pretty much said that since i have no witness I’m shafted.

Lube it up first Barry so it doesn’t sting so much…

btk