I’ve been pissing myself laughing this afternoon after a sparky who shall remain nameless told me this amusing anecdote…
I was on my way to poppin my cherry aboot 15 or that and was on a promise so knew it was happening. I decided tae go for some condoms.
Went intae Boots and said tae the wummin at the coonter, “a box of durex please”
She said, “Aye son, what size?”
Small!!“Naw son,” she paused,
“Six or twelve in the box.”
Read it again and then imagine him saying it out loud!
Good on ye Brian, umm, I mean, the spark who shall remain nameless.
btk
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