Monthly Archive for October, 2007

And the winner is…

ME! Again!!

That’s right for the second year running one of my creations* has won a “best costume” at the school. In fact this year I outdid myself picking up 2, yes that’s right, count them, TWO gongs. Danielle and Jordan swept the floor at the young ones party winning both available awards. Here are some pictures of the modelled items…

Marge Three Stooges Leprechaun

This might sound to the lay person like some trivial nonsense from a typical adoring dad. WRONG! This carries serious playground kudos. You might think you are just picking up your kids at 3 o’clock but no. It’s akin to a type of warfare, where the sly look is king. I’m now immune from the scoffing of the mothers in the playground for a good fortnight or so. That my friends, is priceless.

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Hallowe’en

It’s great isn’t it? I’ve spent parts of the last week working on the kids costumes. Billie-Jo is gonna be a snooker table, Danielle is Marge Simpson, Jordan is a Leprechaun. Can you see a theme? No? They are all green.

Costumes

In a related story our living room curtains no longer drag on the floor.

Curtains Curtains2

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Not again.

She’s gone out for the day with her friend and I am babysitting (that’s 6 kids in total!) I suppose it’s just as well they are here or I’d be lost again. I was also left an instruction! Woohoo. The washing is now ON though so I find myself with free-ish time(the kids aren’t crying yet and playing happily out the back door.)

I was going to hit blogshares but their database is broken. I was going to update my mp3 dooda but can’t really get into the mood. Oh well, I suppose I’ll go beat a child at some game or other.

Life’s hard isn’t it!

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She did say I could…

Catty gave me the day off today. Said I can have a whole day to myself to do whatever I want to do.

Bike Ad

Not used to such freedom I’ve found myself playing tetris on the N64 and awaiting her return from Asda to issue further instruction. I just wasn’t designed to think for myself.

Last time I thought for myself I got into trouble. Apparently she doesn’t enjoy the tightness of a freshly tumble dried cardigan. (Although I much prefer the way it clings)

Well I’m not going to fall into that trap again. Like I always say, I’ll do whatever you want to do. That way I don’t get so many bruises.

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NHS Dentistry

Yeah, another rant, I have made a mental note to bring a happier tone to the blog honest…

I have dozens of children(approx.), as you are no doubt aware, and one of my girls had toothache a few months ago. Off we went to the dentists who prescribed her some antibiotics for abcesses. She finished the course but the abcesses were still there and the toothache had returned. She had a regular checkup appointment anyhow so along we went ot it, where the Polish dentist told us she needed 4 fillings, ok we booked her appointments. She also got another appointment for later that week to have her abcesses drained.

This involves drilling through the tooth into the gum and letting the pus drain out, yummy! But they don’t fill teh tooth afterwards, it’s left open. So every time the kid eats anything she is in real pain as food gets stuck in the holes etc. Well anyway we get round to her filling appointments and the dentist says “Oh, those can’t be filled. They are only baby teeth anyway we can leave them open or extract”

What the fuck!!!! So my daughter had to go through 6 weeks of painful days only to lose the teeth anyway! So they pulled the teeth, there’s no way I was letting her continue in the pain as she had been.

Why couldn’t they have taken the teeth way back at the beginning, don’t say it’s anything to do with abcesses cause I’ve had a tooth pulled that was abcessed. They give you antibiotics to kill off infection. Also why couldn’t they give an appointment sooner than 6 weeks after the initial hole drilling? This is some kind of sick joke on the part of this dentist I think. Anyone ever had a kid with toothache to look after? It’s not a nice thing to go through. There’s nothing you can do for them except have loads of cuddles ready.

Now, part 2… The eldest kid had to go in for a filling(I know it sounds like we are a family of decay but it’s just coincidence it’s all happened at the same time!) She has issues with people prodding at her though. We once took her to the doctors to look at dome dry skin on her foot and she wouldn’t even let him see the skin, let alone touch it, brat. Anyhow, having forewarned the dentist of this(her appointment was later in the same day as the previous story) I was ready for a general or whatever. No we can’t do that she said after a half hour of trying to persuade the kid it’s not that sore getting a needle in the gum. (The younger kid was there telling her the same thing, to no avail.) So now we await an appointment at the hospital for her to be gassed and the work done. What a load of shite.

In Ayrshire & Arran you can pretty much walk in to any (Scottish) dentist and have whatever needs done, done (ok that’s not entirely true, you will probably need to register.) If you need gas you might need to get an appointment on a certain day as the dentists don’t have an anaesthetist in every practise. The service is so much better though in the west than in Aberdeen. Private dentisty practise is almost unheard of.

There is more to Aberdeen than the floundering and inept NHS though so I won’t be heading back to Ayrshire in too much of a hurry! :mrgreen:

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