Catty gave me the day off today. Said I can have a whole day to myself to do whatever I want to do.
Not used to such freedom I’ve found myself playing tetris on the N64 and awaiting her return from Asda to issue further instruction. I just wasn’t designed to think for myself.
Last time I thought for myself I got into trouble. Apparently she doesn’t enjoy the tightness of a freshly tumble dried cardigan. (Although I much prefer the way it clings)
Well I’m not going to fall into that trap again. Like I always say, I’ll do whatever you want to do. That way I don’t get so many bruises.
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Perhaps you should make a list of things that you would like to do with unexpected free time, so if/when it occurs again you will be better prepared